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LOLOLOL! I look naked.
So I’ve been trying to learn how to knit for the past day and a half and Steve saw me trying earlier and said “Muffin, I want to learn how to knit with you so we can have a hobby we do together!” Motherfucker picks up the needles and figures out how to do it in a GOD DAMNED HOUR. We hate him, okay guys?
BRUSHIE BRUSHIE BRUSHIE! TROLOLOLOLOL.
i love when my mixed drinks come out super pretty :P
emilyszarka: My chow bids you all good afternoon. OMG NOW I FOUND MY OLD BLOG.
puppy chow in blanket fort :]
Steve woke me up cause he couldn’t find a cigarette and showed me this beautiful treasure my lovely baby sister took the time to draw for me. I had been going on and on about how mermaids always have long gorgeous hair and that it would take years for mine to be long enough. So she drew a beautiful mermaid with a shaved head to make me feel better. Also, quite accurate I must say, big boobs and big hips, just like me! This makes me want to be a mermaid even more. I love you Kayleigh! You’re the best!
Hey guys remember three months ago when I was ten pounds lighter, ridiculously tan and had long curly hair? I’m gonna go cry now.
I’m a guy.
Ohhh auntie. She’s had so many forms of drugs today, she’s so loopy. This is her thinking she’s smiling haha! Pretty lady :)
:D
BALD! More pictures later!
oh de chowzer. SO OLD.
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